Houseplants Most Likely to Die Poster | Funny Vintage Plant Wall Art

Some plants thrive. These plants hold grudges.

Meet 12 houseplants most likely to perish despite your best intentions—from the dramatic calathea to the fiddle leaf fig that somehow makes every dropped leaf feel personal.

Designed like an old-school botanical field guide, this vintage-inspired plant poster combines detailed illustrations with painfully accurate commentary about the realities of keeping houseplants alive.

Perfect for plant lovers, recovering plant killers, gardeners, maximalist homes, kitchens, offices, apartments, plant rooms, or anyone currently apologizing to something in a terracotta pot.

Available sizes:

• 16" × 24"

• 24" × 36"

Details:

• Premium matte finish

• Museum-grade archival paper

• Rich, detailed print reproduction

• Vintage-inspired botanical design

• Designed for indoor use

• Frame not included

MAKE WALLS WEIRD.

Because your houseplants may die, but your wall decor doesn't have to.